Jack Benny quotes - page 2

Clyde:' Frightened. Why, you yellow-belly. Do you want to live forever? (Jack Benny)
Bob Hope: By the way, this is where Bing did his last show and I think they've done very nicely. They've gotten most of it out of the curtains. View quote
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Jack: What kind of tiger is that - Siberian or Bengal? View quote
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Rochester: [checking his equipment] Shaving cream, brush, razor, smelling salts. View quote
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Clyde: I wondered why he had his hand on his hip when I shot him. View quote
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Rochester: That's for me. I can't stand the sight of blood. View quote
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Perry Mason: Maybe my writers are better than yours. View quote
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Jack: Hey, wait a minute. What kind of make up is this? View quote
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Don Wilson: I don't think you know how much it means to me to do the commercial. After all I'm not a funny man. I can't sing or dance. I don't lead a band. What are you paying me for? View quote
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Jack: [Pointing to the tiger] He must have gone to a veterinarian in Denmark. View quote
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Rochester: It would help if you bleed a little. (Jack Benny)
Jack Benny: Does it have to be both? View quote
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Bob: This is rather strange for me, I'm on the major network. View quote
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Jack Benny: That star has five points. View quote
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Jack: What do you think of this card I wrote for Don? "To Don from Jacky, Oh golly, oh shucks. I hope that you like it, It cost forty bucks. View quote
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Jack: [poking his head through the stage curtains] Bob, will you please give me my pants back? View quote
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Rochester: Well, you said you wanted something to make you look nice and tanned. View quote
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Jack: No, I just want to reach 40. View quote
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Jack: [out of shot] Darn right I am. View quote
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Don Wilson: Because I had to give him mine. View quote
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Bob Hope: [on being on a CBS show] I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor at a P. T. A. meeting. (Jack Benny)
Liberace: Would you like to stay for dinner, Jack? View quote
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Thug: This is a stickup! Now come on. Your money or your life. [long pause]. View quote
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Rochester: I think I cut you. View quote
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Liberace: What do we have for dinner? View quote
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