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Anyone who bombs is my friend. (Todd Barry)
I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right. View quote
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I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone. View quote
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You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6. View quote
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People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people. View quote
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I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians. View quote
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I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. View quote
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Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself. View quote
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I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that. View quote
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I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started. View quote
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I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written. (Todd Barry)
I loved Australia. I was very successful there. View quote
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It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me. View quote
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There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake. View quote
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Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It's a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons. View quote
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You always think you're better than you are in the beginning. View quote
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I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple of open mics, and I just kind of got this... this sick urge to try it instead of just watching it. View quote
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I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year. View quote
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I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don't think I had committed to it, even though I was driving everywhere, every night, just trying to get on stage. View quote
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I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it. View quote
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Some venues are better run than others. Sometimes it's just maddening to deal with full dinners being served in front of your face. You can have a good or bad show anywhere. (Todd Barry)
I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show. View quote
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I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy. View quote
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I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend. View quote
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I haven't done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There's tons of it, and they're better paid. View quote
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