Todd Barry quotes

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. (Todd Barry)
I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.
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I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.
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I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place.
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I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also.
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Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.
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If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.
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I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.
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I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage.
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I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all.
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It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special. (Todd Barry)
I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires.
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I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film.
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I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.
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I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.
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And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.
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I will not be misquoted!
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There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job.
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If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts.
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I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.
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I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that. (Todd Barry)
I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.
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People in New York love having roof parties.
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My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.
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I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work.
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