Richard Armour quotes

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'. (Richard Armour)
Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults. View quote
Richard Armour
Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not. View quote
Richard Armour
I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through. View quote
Richard Armour
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. View quote
Richard Armour
Good sportsmanship we hail, we sing, It's always pleasant when you spot it, There's only one unhappy thing: You have to lose to prove you've got it. View quote
Richard Armour
Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. View quote
Richard Armour
Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people. View quote
Richard Armour
It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then. View quote
Richard Armour
In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial. View quote
Richard Armour
When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less. (Richard Armour)
Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his wife. View quote
Richard Armour
I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone. View quote
Richard Armour