Roscoe Arbuckle quotes

I don't believe there is any finer mission on earth than just to make people laugh. (Roscoe Arbuckle)
No price is too high to pay for a good laugh. View quote
Roscoe Arbuckle
Acquittal is not enough for Roscoe Arbuckle. We feel that a great injustice has been done him ... there was not the slightest proof adduced to connect him in any way with the commission of a crime. He was manly throughout the case and told a straightforward story which we all believe. We wish him success and hope that the American people will take the judgement of fourteen men and women that Roscoe Arbuckle is entirely innocent and free from all blame. View quote
Roscoe Arbuckle
I've never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck in a door-way or stuck in a chair. View quote
Roscoe Arbuckle
I don't weigh a pound over one hundred and eighty and, what's more, I never did. View quote
Roscoe Arbuckle
I shall produce nothing that will offend the proprieties, whether applied to children or grownups. My pictures are turned out with clean hands and, therefore, with a clear conscience which, like virtue, is its own reward. View quote
Roscoe Arbuckle
How did I become a star? I don't know how it happened. When I look at my old pictures, I can't tell how it happened! View quote
Roscoe Arbuckle