Bill Allred quotes - page 4

I've had other kinds of spurts, but 'growth' was not one of them. (Bill Allred)
We'll have peanut butter crackers and juice and use the bidet! View quote
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They're 'fun bags' not 'feed bags!' View quote
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The 'jugastuff' had a baby this spring. View quote
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It's fun to watch butter on the hoof. View quote
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You can't trust midgets, particularly gay-loving midgets. View quote
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Don't look at me weird. I'm sandwich crazy. View quote
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I'm telling you, back in those Wendover days, it wasn't that hard to get it out of me. View quote
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are. View quote
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I've got a woolly worm for ya! View quote
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There isn't anything on you, body or brain, that thinks. (Bill Allred)
I'm gonna go home and spank the clown. View quote
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Don't you know who I am!? I'm Chetwar Balabafoo! View quote
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I'm telling you, some of them gizzards are good! View quote
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You're a quirky doctor aren't you? Good, because I have a sore quirky. View quote
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If I'm gonna poke something into it, it's not going to be my finger. View quote
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Hey, Dad, I'm going to reassemble this magpie carcass. View quote
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You haven't tasted my mouth! God! View quote
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I'm telling you, if there were balls to be held, I held them. View quote
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I can't run naked; I'm always tripping. View quote
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If it had been a pain in the ass, you wouldn't be pregnant now. (Bill Allred)
You make my ass hurt! View quote
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