Bill Allred quotes - page 3

KSL is the Zoloft of the evening news. (Bill Allred)
I gotta go pinch off a norbit. View quote
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I've got a powerful thirst for some of that lactation. View quote
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Honey? Traffic's kinda busy and you're naked. Honey!? View quote
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I am filled to the brim with the goodness of me. View quote
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Do what is right let the booty follow. View quote
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People who read my magazine wax their turtles all the time. View quote
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Nothing will wilt spinach like an Egyptian fart. View quote
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Nothing cleans my palette like a polka. View quote
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Hello!? Stop by for coitus! View quote
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A rich compost of turkey manure and wood shavings. (Bill Allred)
The juice is guilt. View quote
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Growing up with the runs. View quote
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I don't have a fetus. View quote
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I'm too hot to mate. View quote
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Buttle me Boris! View quote
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I'm talking from my muff. View quote
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Eat your way to safety! View quote
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I never cry over pie. View quote
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Take my prostate, please! View quote
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Our show curdles milk. (Bill Allred)
I think I just got horny. View quote
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Words can hurt, you stupid bitch. View quote
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Prince Albert can't keep it in the can. View quote
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I used to eat Gina's curd. View quote
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