Bill Allred quotes - page 2

What do you mean I can't sleep with this hooker in the basement? (Bill Allred)
I always say, "Don't let your meat loaf."
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You treat your food like a scab.
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They might have been all up in your pregnancy!
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You're large but not in charge.
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I don't believe the government has a knobby.
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Billy Dee Williams once had a one-night stand with Neil Simon.
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You had your thumb up your butt and your mind was in Arizona.
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She was no breath freshener, I can tell you that right now.
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We used to make condoms out of snow tires.
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How long are you supposed to leave your Karl Malone tree up? (Bill Allred)
Her and her colostomy bag look forward to spending the holidays together.
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Hey, would you like a date? I have a hammer!?
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I wasn't prepared for what Dora was explorin.
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Radio From Hell: A great alternative to toilet paper.
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Look at the size of that earlobe.
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There is no way you could sit down more than you do.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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I could do that if they were on my butt-cheeks.
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Since my mother shaved her Hitler mustache, we look nothing alike.
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I like boob-sweat. I have some right now. (Bill Allred)
Wouldn't you like a nose like his full of quarters?
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What do you mean you washed my three-piece hemp suit in the laundry?
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You know, that's the first time I've ever been able to smell a website.
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I saw a picture of Lou Reed and David Bowie standing together and it looked like an AD for jerky.
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