Bill Allred quotes

You know who Carrot-Top should be married to in a movie? Gallagher. (Bill Allred)
I let the baby drink the butter. View quote
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Tell me that Billy Joe Armstrong doesn't look like a fruit. View quote
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I'm afraid of passing out in the pit. View quote
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They're from the guy who snipped my nuts. View quote
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He's living 'La Vida Wee-Wee. View quote
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This baby will be born with a drinking problem. View quote
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Barbaro dog food is dog-gone good. View quote
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Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium. View quote
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I'm Bill Allred, Painter of Light. View quote
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I hope that holds the little bastards. (Bill Allred)
It's not easy being a bivalve in today's modern world. View quote
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My gaydar has gone haywire. View quote
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I don't care. I'm Mr. Buttons. View quote
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Life is like a bowl of old bread. View quote
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It's folks what juggle fire. View quote
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Is that about farting zombies? View quote
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My prostate thanks the car wash. View quote
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Thanks, Tonto, for your help. View quote
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Being in love means never having to say 'giddy-up. View quote
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I'm not a bottom poker and I never have been. (Bill Allred)
I always thought Steve Guttenberg had crabs. View quote
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You clutched my personal hair and ripped it out by the roots. View quote
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Jesus is a place-kicker and he's gonna kick you through the goal-posts of life. View quote
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I used to wear food briefs. They were crumby. View quote
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