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Early to Bed and Early to Rise is a Bad Rule for any one who wishes to become acquainted with our most Prominent and Influential People.
George Ade
In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of entertainment.
George Ade
To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.
George Ade
Nothing is Improbable until it moves into the Past Tense.
George Ade
After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
George Ade
"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school.
George Ade
Moral: Don't try to Account for Anything.
George Ade
The music teacher came twice a week to bridge the awful gap between Dorothy and Chopin.
George Ade
A good jolly is worth what you pay for it.
George Ade
MORAL: When Wealth walks in at the Door, the Press Agent comes in through the Window.
George Ade
Moral: In uplifting, get underneath.
George Ade
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
George Ade
The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.
George Ade
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
George Ade
Moral: It all depends.
George Ade
She was short on intellect, but long on shape.
George Ade
Only the more Rugged Mortals should attempt to Keep Up on Current Literature.
George Ade
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
George Ade
Do unto yourself as your Neighbours do unto Themselves and look Pleasant.
George Ade
She was a soprano of the kind often used for augmenting grief at a funeral.
George Ade
A Piker always has his entire Stock of Goods in the Show Window.
George Ade
One man's poison ivy is another man's spinach.
George Ade
