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What are the odds that you are the first generation of humans who will understand reality? (Scott Adams)
If an economist uses a complicated model to predict just about anything, you can ignore it. View quote
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The truth is that I imagined every bit of good fortune that has come my way. View quote
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These days it seems like any idiot with a laptop computer can churn out a business book and make a few bucks. That's certainly what I'm hoping. View quote
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I wake up every morning disappointed that I have to wear pants and walk. Imagination has a way of breeding disappointment. View quote
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Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. View quote
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If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts. View quote
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Communism is the most painful path between capitalism and capitalism. View quote
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My investments have been hurt. View quote
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For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays. View quote
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When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable. (Scott Adams)
Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier. View quote
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There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don't let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it's not like I'm just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation. View quote
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I think 'Dilbert' will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. 'Dilbert' is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened. View quote
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I'm primarily just an investor. View quote
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Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it. View quote
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I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else. View quote
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The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it. View quote
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One of the reasons why you like to do your own drawings is, your style changes over time. And there's something about that that keeps it fresh to the viewer. View quote
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In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can't use it. The company is organized to get rid of variants. View quote
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My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right. (Scott Adams)
I try to avoid giving advice. View quote
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Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently. View quote
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Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free. View quote
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I burned out my drawing hand by using it too much. The common word for it is writer's cramp. The fancy words for it are focal dystonia. The symptom in my case was a pinky finger that went spastic when I tried to draw. View quote
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