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If you're going to create, create a lot. Creativity is not like playing the slot machines, where failure to win means you go home broke. With creativity, if you don't win, you're usually no worse off than if you hadn't played. (Scott Adams)
I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero. View quote
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Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve. View quote
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Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster. View quote
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I predict that news outlets will try to compensate for the loss of relevant news by focusing on stories that are more shocking and depressing than ever. At least that way they'll get your attention and sell advertising even if the stories aren't "news" in the traditional sense. View quote
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Technology magnifies the ability of one person to have a big impact on other people. If that doesn't scare you, then the next time you see professional wrestling on television, look at the crowd shots and ask yourself if you'd like those people to have a bigger impact on your life. View quote
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Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo. View quote
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The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th. View quote
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When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater. View quote
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There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color. View quote
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The human mind is a delusion generator, not a window to trurh. (Scott Adams)
Intelligence is a measure of how well you function within your level of awareness. View quote
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The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day. View quote
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Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you. View quote
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Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing. View quote
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I love you like a fat kid loves cake! View quote
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When you understand persuasion ... the truth is not as useful as it should be ... View quote
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Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant. View quote
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The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it. View quote
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You can change only what people know, not what they do. View quote
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When did ignorance become a point of view? (Scott Adams)
The job isn't done until you've blamed someone for the parts that went wrong. View quote
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Biblical scholars tell us that this is the same meal that Jesus ate at the last supper. But hey, I'm sure you have a good reason for ordering something else. View quote
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The biggest issue in this election is something called flip-flopping, and all candidates are accused of doing it. A strong leader is expected to maintain steadfast resolve in his opinion even if the environment changes or he gets new information. In any other context, that would be considered the first sign of a brain tumor. When presidents do it, it's called leadership, and frankly, we can't get enough of it. View quote
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I think New Yorkers are more provocative in every way. View quote
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