Kin Hubbard quotes - page 3

A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one. (Kin Hubbard)
Kindness goes a long ways lots o' times when it ought t' stay at home. View quote
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause. View quote
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Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. View quote
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Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience. View quote
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Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. View quote
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Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family. View quote
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Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble. View quote
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It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him. View quote
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. View quote
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It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game. (Kin Hubbard)
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation. View quote
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No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech. View quote
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A loafer always has the correct time. View quote
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There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick. View quote
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If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public. View quote
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It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it. View quote
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I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. View quote
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith. View quote
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It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about. View quote
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Ther's still a few honest folks left but they never seem t' find anything you lose. (Kin Hubbard)
It's the good loser who finally loses out. View quote
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After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school. View quote
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Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper. View quote
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The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing. View quote
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