Will Ferrell quotes

I'm actually pretty athletic. I have to work out just to look fat. (Will Ferrell)
Inappropriate behavior makes me laugh. View quote
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Oftentimes, even as a little kid, I would get up before anyone else. My brother would still be sleeping, my mom would still be sleeping, so I would literally play 'Monopoly' by myself. I would play board games; I would do things by myself. View quote
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Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are. View quote
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I'm a Cancer; I'm music-passionate. I like long walks on the beach. View quote
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I left 'Saturday Night Live' without a film to go to, and I'd filmed 'Old School' while I was in my last season of the show, and that hadn't come out yet. I was a free agent, in a way, but I knew it was time to leave the show and test the water. View quote
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Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many different people who come in to host the show and you get thrown into so many situations and learn how to think on your feet, so filmmaking actually feels slow, in a good way. View quote
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I grew up in an entertainment family, and so I saw how susceptible you are to the ups and downs of this business. View quote
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I've never had a yard sale, ever, in my life. I don't know if I ever thought about stuff I would get rid of. View quote
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I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time. View quote
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I don't know about living on an automatic pilot, but I've had times where I've decided to just test myself and my mettle, and for no good reason other than it's what life is. Even before I was acting, I had, like, one day in high school I decided to just show them my pajamas, just for no good reason. (Will Ferrell)
When I was ten, I wrote an essay on what I would be when I grew up and said I would be a professional soccer player and a comedian in off season. View quote
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One of my first memories of being a kid was, 'I want to have a real job when I grow up.' And to me that meant you wear a suit and a hat and carry a briefcase and go to your job. View quote
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I would love to play Simon Cowell in a movie - heck, I would love it. It would be my dream role. View quote
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I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot. View quote
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When I first started doing sketch comedy, I promised myself that if I were ever to have any success in this business, I wouldn't hold back. Why get there and play it safe? View quote
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There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier. View quote
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I've never been a conceited person or cocky, never felt boastful, but I always had a sense of self-worth; I always had a real sense of myself. View quote
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I've got no dark secrets, I wasn't beaten up, my parents were kind to me and there was a low crime rate where we lived. Maybe that's where the comedy comes from, as some sort of reaction to the safe, boring suburbs. View quote
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When I was a kid, 'Land of the Lost' was my favorite show, just because it was - in the landscape of Saturday morning cartoons - it was so unique. It was a live-action show and kids were in it, these creatures, these Sleestaks and dinosaurs. Every week was a different adventure. I couldn't wait. I loved it so much. View quote
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James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was. (Will Ferrell)
I still regret that I never played soccer in high school. I chose basketball over soccer. View quote
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If you are going to wrestle a bear, try to stay away from all fish oil products, you know. I mean it's tough for me, because I love to rub myself with salmon oil every day - it's a great conditioner for the hair, skin. View quote
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There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen. View quote
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I always just forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across campus with my pants just low enough to show my butt. Then my friend would incite the crowd to be like, 'Look at that idiot!' That's how I got over being shy. View quote
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