Julia Sweeney quotes

I think one of the basic tasks in life - one of the nice things we can do for each other - is to take things that are horrible and scary and make them acceptable and less frightening and, if possible, funny. It feels great to succeed at that. (Julia Sweeney)
Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental. View quote
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To a certain extent I am taking a leap of faith. I'm adding up the evidence on either side, and I'm seeing the evidence of there not being a God is overwhelming compared to the evidence for there being a God. View quote
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Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. View quote
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I get mad at people who talk about traumatic job interviews, about going on one and getting rejected. I get rejected all the time and not only do I get rejected, but people have no problem being really specific about why I was rejected. View quote
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It was a fine cancer experience, as cancer experiences go. View quote
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Why not try thinking of your life as hilarious rather than nightmarish? View quote
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I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this. View quote
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Well, you can't be depressed and sad 24 hours a day. View quote
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