Terry Pratchett quotes - page 4

We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything. (Terry Pratchett)
If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life. View quote
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Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane? View quote
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Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken? View quote
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The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. View quote
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All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums. View quote
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When in doubt, choose to live. View quote
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No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk. View quote
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I commend my soul to any god that can find it. View quote
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So much universe, and so little time. View quote
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It is at this point that normal language gives up, and goes and has a drink. (Terry Pratchett)
Shadwell hated all southerners and, by inference, was standing at the North Pole. View quote
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We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork. View quote
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The important thing about having lots of things to remember is that you've got to go somewhere afterwards where you can remember them, you see? You've got to stop. You haven't really been anywhere until you've got back home. View quote
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Words are the litmus paper of the mind. View quote
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Imagination, not intelligence, made us human. View quote
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I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said "You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm". At the time this was the last thing on my mind... View quote
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People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else. View quote
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There's no point in believing in things that exist. View quote
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She was convinced that she was anorexic, because every time she looked in the mirror she did indeed see a fat person. View quote
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The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to. (Terry Pratchett)
Magic never dies. It merely fades away. View quote
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Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces. View quote
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There was no safety. There was no pride. All there was, was money. Everything became money, and money became everything. Money treated us as if we were things, and we died. View quote
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When you can flatten entire cities at a whim, a tendency towards quiet reflection and seeing-things-from-the-other-fellow's-point- of-view is seldom necessary. View quote
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