Terry Pratchett quotes

In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this. (Terry Pratchett)
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. View quote
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Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it. View quote
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head. View quote
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It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living. View quote
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They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. View quote
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Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages. View quote
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Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. View quote
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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you. View quote
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I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. View quote
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This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic. (Terry Pratchett)
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong. View quote
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I mean, I wouldn't pay more than a couple of quid to see me, and I'm me. View quote
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In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. View quote
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Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care. View quote
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Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show. View quote
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Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them. View quote
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'Educational' refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a cheeseburger. View quote
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The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it. View quote
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Eight years involved with the nuclear industry have taught me that when nothing can possible go wrong and every avenue has been covered, then is the time to buy a house on the next continent. View quote
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Never trust any complicated cocktail that remainds perfectly clear until the last ingredient goes in, and then immediately clouds. (Terry Pratchett)
Dickens, as you know, never got round to starting his home page. View quote
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I didn't go to university. Didn't even finish A-levels. But I have sympathy for those who did. View quote
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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon. View quote
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Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness. View quote
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