Alan Perlis quotes

Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it. (Alan Perlis)
79: A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God. View quote
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58: Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it. View quote
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57: It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa. View quote
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Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon. View quote
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Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress. View quote
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A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant. View quote
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The computing field is always in need of new cliches. View quote
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LISP programmers know the value of everything and the cost of nothing. View quote
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It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct one. View quote
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If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some. (Alan Perlis)
In English every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our programming languages. View quote
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Don't have good ideas if you aren't willing to be responsible for them. View quote
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It goes against the grain of modern education to teach students to program. What fun is there to making plans, acquiring discipline, organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail, and learning to be self critical. View quote
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Every program has two purposes: The one for which it was written and another for which it wasn't. View quote
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You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN. View quote
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One man's constant is another man's variable. View quote
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We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses. View quote
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In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word 'frustration'. View quote
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A picture is worth 10K words - but only those to describe the picture. Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately described with pictures. View quote
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If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up. (Alan Perlis)
If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan. View quote
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Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is meant to be discarded: that the whole point is to always see it as a soap bubble? View quote
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Often it is the means that justify the ends: goals advance technique and technique survives even when goal structures crumble. View quote
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19: A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing. View quote
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