Chuck Palahniuk quotes - page 9

I still love him so much I'll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his food. So much I'll do anything to destroy him. (Chuck Palahniuk)
Skinny guys fight till they're burger. View quote
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The best way to waste your life is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. View quote
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At this rate, we'll never get to the future. View quote
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My whole life is about forgetting. It's my most valuable job skill. View quote
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Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known. View quote
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It's so quiet this high up, the feeling you get is that you're one of those space monkeys. You do the little job you're trained to do. Pull a lever. Push a button. You don't understand any of it, and then you just die. View quote
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I just want one person I can rescue and I want one person who needs me. Who can't live without me. I want to be a hero, but not just one time. View quote
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That's what I love about fire, how it would kill me as quick as anybody else. How it can't know I'm its mother. It's so beautiful and powerful and beyond feeling anything for anybody, that's what I love about fire. View quote
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I see the strongest and the smartest men who have ever lived... and these men are pumping gas and waiting tables. View quote
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It's all the mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way money is power the same way a gun is power. (Chuck Palahniuk)
I haven't had a TV in 10 years, and I really don't miss it. 'Cause it's always so much more fun to be with people than it ever was to be with a television. View quote
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When nobody will look at you, you can stare a hole in them. Picking out all the little details you'd never stare long enough to get if they'd even just return your gaze, this, this is your revenge. View quote
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So if you think this is going to save you...If you think anything is going to save you...Please consider this your final warning. View quote
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Its funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the frame than with the artwork itself. View quote
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Everybody's trying to make every minute of the present last forever. Preserve every second. View quote
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You will always have some excuse not to live your life. View quote
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If you haven't already noticed, all my books are about a lonely person looking for some way to connect with other people. In a way, that is the opposite of the American Dream: to get so rich you can rise above the rabble, all those people on the freeway or, worse, the bus. View quote
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That's how a scary story works. It echoes some ancient fear. It recreates some forgotten terror. Something we'd like to think we're grown beyond. But it can still scare us to tears. It's something you'd hoped was healed. View quote
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"The difference between how you look and how you see yourself is enough to kill most people. And maybe the reason vampires don't die is because they can never see themselves in photographs or mirrors." p144. View quote
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The world will always punish the few people with special talents the rest of us don't recognize as real. (Chuck Palahniuk)
Also consider that someday, when you're dead and rotted, kids with their baby teeth will sit in their time-geography class and laugh about how stupid you were. View quote
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Self improvement is masturbation... View quote
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger. View quote
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This was freedom. Losing all hope was freedom. View quote
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