Chuck Palahniuk quotes - page 5

Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away. (Chuck Palahniuk)
Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. View quote
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I'm not sure what we're running from. Nobody. Or the future. Fate. Growing up. Getting old. Picking up the pieces. As if running we won't have to get on with our lives. View quote
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Make me into anything, but just love me. View quote
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The truth is, immigrants tend to be more American than people born here. View quote
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It does not matter. The joke is we all have the same punch line. View quote
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You gain power by pretending to be weak. View quote
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Art never comes from happiness. View quote
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Big Brother isnt watching. Hes singing and dancing. Hes pulling rabbits out of a hat. Big Brothers busy holding your attention every moment youre awake. Hes making sure youre always distracted. Hes making sure youre fully absorbed. View quote
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Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions. View quote
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Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it. (Chuck Palahniuk)
You see, life only turns out good or bad for only a little bit. And then it turns out some other way. View quote
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Generations have been working in jobs they hate, just so they can buy what they don't really need. View quote
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Masochism is a valuable job skill. View quote
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By the time you're thirty, your worst enemy is yourself. View quote
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You have to jump into disaster with both feet. View quote
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Who you are moment to moment is just a story. View quote
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You realize that our mistrust of the future makes it hard to give up the past. View quote
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Your heart is my piata. View quote
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No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide. View quote
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After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less about living and more about waiting. (Chuck Palahniuk)
It's easy to attack and destroy an act of creation. It's a lot more difficult to perform one. View quote
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The more things you own, the more they own you. View quote
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Your being born makes your parents God. You owe them your life, and they can control you. Then puberty makes you Satan, just because you want something better. View quote
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If you died right now, how would you feel about your life? View quote
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