Chuck Palahniuk quotes - page 27

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons. (Chuck Palahniuk)
I say let me never be complete, I say may I never be content,I say deliver me from Swedish furniture, I say deliver me from clever arts, I say deliver me from clear skin and perfect teeth,I say you have to give up! I say evolve, and let the chips fall where they may! View quote
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This is our world now, and those ancient people are dead. View quote
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A child who is disillusioned abruptly, by his peers or siblings, being ridiculed for his faith and imagination, may choose never to believe in anything- tangible or intangible- again. To never trust or wonder. View quote
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Be famous. Be a big social experiment in getting what you don't want. Find value in what we've been taught is worthless. Find good in what the world says is evil. I'm giving you my life because I want the whole world to know you. I wish the whole world would embrace what it hates. Find what you're afraid of most and go live there. View quote
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I'm not so much a good friend as I'm the savior who wants you to worship him forever. View quote
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We've been speaking English as a second language so long that we've forgotten it as our first. View quote
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Years of living in the hope that what you'll get will be better than what you have. Years of looking and feeling worse in the hope that you might look better. View quote
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Because I can't hit bottom, I can't be saved. View quote
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Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. I used to be such a nice person. View quote
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Everyone has something wrong. And for a while, her heart just sort of flat lined. (Chuck Palahniuk)
There's still a thousand places I haven't gone to die. View quote
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Even if I overcompensate, nobody will ever want me. Not Seth. Not my folks. You canÆt kiss someone who has no lips. Oh, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me. IÆll be anybody you want me to be. View quote
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A male chauvinist pig isn't born, he's made, and more and more of them are being made by women. View quote
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Nothing is static. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. Since fight club, I can wiggle half the teeth in my jaw. Maybe self-improvement isn't the answer. Tyler never knew his father. Maybe self-destruction was the answer. View quote
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With a book, you're guaranteed the audience has a certain skill level and that the audience has to make an ongoing effort to consume this product and that the project is being consumed by just one person at a time. I really want to play to that strength because it's one of the few advantages books still have. View quote
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Every decade, we get a stunning collection of dynamic, heartbreaking short stories. In the past, those collections came from Barry Hannah, Mark Richard, and Thom Jones. View quote
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The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give a shit about their problems. View quote
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When you understand that what you're telling is just a story. It isn't happening anymore. When you realize the story you're telling is just words, when you can just crumble it up and throw your past in the trashcan, then we'll figure out who you're going to be. View quote
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At the time, my life just seemed too complete, and maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves. View quote
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In your own mind, you are always right. Every action you take--what you do or say or how you choose to appear--is automatically right the moment you act. (Chuck Palahniuk)
You dominate. This is really about power. View quote
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Really, there is no wrong. Not in our minds. Our own reality. View quote
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You stomp the competition with the bass line. You rattle windows. You drop the melody line, and shout the lyrics. You put in foul language and come down hard on each cussword. View quote
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You can never say the wrong thing. View quote
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