Chuck Palahniuk quotes - page 16

I want to have your abortion. (Chuck Palahniuk)
Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950's. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead. View quote
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The girl's lover was gone, but his shadow was still there. View quote
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Nothing shows you the straight line from here to death like a list. View quote
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In a city this size, every year, hundreds of husbands walk away. Kids leave home. Wives escape. People disappear. View quote
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Going to work just looked crazy. Eating another meal, ever, made about as much sense as planting tulip bulbs in the shadow of a falling atom bomb. View quote
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This is passive-aggression in action. View quote
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Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please? View quote
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I am an invisible monster, and I am incapable of loving anybody. You don't know which is worse. View quote
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Pretty much always. We need to tell the story of our life to someone. View quote
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Just let your hand drop; and let fate decide for you. (Chuck Palahniuk)
Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity, you will become a statistic. View quote
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There are worse things you can do to people you love than kill them. View quote
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We have pain and hate and love and joy and war in the world because we want them. View quote
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Sex pretty much cures everything. View quote
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Sometimes the past seems too big for the present to hold. View quote
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These flowers will be rotten in a couple hours. Birds will crap on them. The smoke here will make them stink, and tomorrow a bulldozer will probably run over them, but for right now they are so beautiful. View quote
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My inventory of people who can save me is down to just me. View quote
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It's exhausting, the energy it takes to unknow a truth. View quote
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Somehow it seems wrong to photograph a blind person. It's like stealing something valuable they don't even know they own. View quote
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I used rebellion as a way to hide out. We use criticism as a fake participation. (Chuck Palahniuk)
This is less teaching than damage control. You may as well paint a house that's on fire. View quote
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Kids grow up connected to nothing these days, plugged in and living lives boosted to them from other people. View quote
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With insomnia, you're never really awake; but you're never really asleep. View quote
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I figure if Eve could get us into this mess, I could get us out. After all, God really likes to see a go-getter. View quote
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