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Chuck Palahniuk quotes - page 13
In the big factory of perfecting human souls, the Earth was a kind of tumbler. The same as the kind people use to polish rocks. All souls come here to rub the sharp edges off each other. All of us, we're meant to be worn smooth by conflict and pain of every kind. To be polished. There was nothing bad about this. This wasn't suffering. It was erosion. It was just another, a basic, an important step in the refining process.
Chuck Palahniuk
In journalism school, what they want you to be is a camera. A trained, objective, detached professional. Accurate, polished, and observant. They want you to believe that the new and you are always two separate things. Killers and reporters are mutually exclusive. Whatever the story, this isn't about you.
Chuck Palahniuk
Imagine immortality, where even a marriage of fifty years would feel like a one-night stand. Imagine seeing trends and fashions blur past you. Imagine the world more crowded and desperate every century. Imagine changing religions, homes, diets, careers, until none of them have any real value.Imagine traveling the world until you're bored with every square inch. Imagine your emotions, your loves and hates and rivalries and victories, played out again and again until life is nothing more than a melo-dramatic soap opera. Until you regard the birth and death of other people with no more emotion than the wilted cut flowers you throw away.
Chuck Palahniuk
How sweet! You still believe in death... that's just so... quaint. Well, sorry to pop your death bubble, but there's no such thing. So make the best of things. Any real belief in death is just wishful thinking. Don't waste good drugs on killing yourself. Share them with friends and have a party. Or send them to me.
Chuck Palahniuk
Here's Big Brother, singing and dancing, force-feeding you, so your mind never goes hungry enough to think.
Chuck Palahniuk
We should forgive God...
Chuck Palahniuk
Because nothing is as good as you can imagine it. No one is as beautiful as she is in your head. Nothing is as exciting as your fantasy.
Chuck Palahniuk
Real smarts begin when you quit quoting other people.
Chuck Palahniuk
May I never be complete. May I never be content. May I never be perfect.
Chuck Palahniuk
Are these things really better than the things I already have? Or am I just trained to be dissatisfied with what I have now?
Chuck Palahniuk
Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.
Chuck Palahniuk
In truth, the degree of anyone's success depends on how often they can say the word yes and hear the word no.
Chuck Palahniuk
This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.
Chuck Palahniuk
Carl Jung called this his shadow work. He said we never see others. Instead we see only aspects of ourselves that fall over them. Shadows. Projections. Our associations.
Chuck Palahniuk
You're always haunted by the idea you're wasting your life.
Chuck Palahniuk
To some of us, the nights are too long. To some, the days.
Chuck Palahniuk
The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn't know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.
Chuck Palahniuk
If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.
Chuck Palahniuk
Maybe self-improvement isn't the answer, maybe self-destruction is the answer.
Chuck Palahniuk
Parenthood is the opiate of the masses.
Chuck Palahniuk
Every woman is just a different kind of problem.
Chuck Palahniuk
It only takes one mistake and nothing else you ever do will matter. No matter how hard you work or how smart you become, you'll always be known for that one poor choice.
Chuck Palahniuk
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