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Noel Fielding quotes
I think I should be in a [Disney animated] film called ‘Space Shrews'. Where I go to space. With a load of shrews. And nothing really happens. We just get out and have a lolly and then come back. But it'll be a musical [...] the ship will be built out of my own hair.
Noel Fielding
You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.
Noel Fielding
I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago [...] I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that were on my land [...] With a wig, yeah. And some crisps.
Noel Fielding
I've always had my suspicions about moss.
Noel Fielding
I used to suck [Smarties] until they were all white, let them dry, and then put them back in the packet and show my mum the Smarties with no colour on them.
Noel Fielding
[When asked if he varies the animals in his comedy depending on where he performs].
Noel Fielding
[When asked if he has a favorite woodland creature].
Noel Fielding
[When asked if he would advocate stalking one's favourite comedian in the hope that one gets to form an award-winning double-act with them and become world famous].
Noel Fielding
[When asked if he used to go onstage dressed as Jesus with a watercolour beard].
Noel Fielding
I had a garter snake named Clayton.
Noel Fielding
[When asked if he sees the future with people wearing shirts with his face on it].
Noel Fielding
[When asked if he could think of a cure for a dog who eats soil].
Noel Fielding
[When suggested he could have invented crisps] I couldn't have invented crisps. [...] I don't really want to be known as the man who invented crisps. [...] I invented apples. [...] I invented pandas, and caps. I invented soil.
Noel Fielding
Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.
Noel Fielding
When I was a really young child, I felt like I could see fairies. I was convinced there were fairies in my grandmother's garden.
Noel Fielding
My mum and dad are both really funny. My granddad's really funny, my uncle's really funny, everyone's really funny. You have to be quick, otherwise you get roasted. Everyone takes the piss quite a lot. You have to be really sharp.
Noel Fielding
When you're a kid and someone's an artist, you think of Leonardo da Vinci. You don't think that's a job; you just think of a man with a beard painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.
Noel Fielding
When you're famous you can't go to Topshop. Even when I disguise myself in a moustache, baseball cap, sunglasses - the full Madonna kit - it doesn't work: my stupid face is too big.
Noel Fielding