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Books turn people into isolated individuals, and once that's happened, the road only grows rockier. Books wire you to want to be Steve McQueen, but the world wants you to be SMcQ23667bot@hotmail. com.
Douglas Coupland
At least when you're young you're also stupid.
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... you spend a much larger part of your life being old, not young. Rules change along the way. The first things to go are those things you thought were eternal.
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Poverty Jet Set: A group of people given to chronic travelling at the expense of long-term job stability or a permenant residence. Tend to have doomed and extremely expensive phone call relationships with people named Serge or Ilyana. Tend to discuss frequent flyer programs at parties.
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You are paralyzed by the fact that cruelty is often amusing.
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What do lesbians have against capitalized letters?” "Capitalization implies a hierarchy, that some letters are more special than others.
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Being alive is just a brief technicality.
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It can be really fun to go down with the ship.
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Your refusal to acknowledge the dark side of humanity makes you prey to that dark side.
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The two of you start talking about your feelings and your feelings float outside of you like vapors, and they mix together like a fog. Before you realize it, the two of you have become the same mist and you realize you can never return to being just a lone cloud again, because the isolation would be intolerable.
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What's the point of being efficient if you're only leading an efficiently blank life?
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I have this theory about smart people. If you're smart, you're either the only person in your family who's smart, or everybody in the family is smart. No in-between.” I considered this. "I think I come from the everybody's smart category. But they don't apply their smarts to... larger picture pursuits. That includes me.
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Older staffers don't even bother coming in on weekends. Where is the sleep-crazed, Pepsi-fuelled one-point-oh tech environment that can only be created by having no green vegetables, no sex and no life? Cowboy said, "I miss the greed of the 1990s bubble.” John Doe said, "I miss the possibility of unearned wealth.” Bree said, "I miss the possibility of doing something Apple, something one-point-oh.” Evil Mark said, "I miss people having Hot Wheels tracks set up in their cubicles.” Gord-O walked into the pod. "You can't miss the nineties, because you weren't there. They were great. Too bad you screwed-up twits missed out on the party.”.
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I have this feeling watching Jasmine - that as you grow older, it becomes harder to feel 100 percent happy; you learn all the things that can go wrong; you become superstitious about tempting fate, about bringing disaster upon your life by accidentally feeling too good one day.
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Unlike Rachel, Player One has a complete overview both of the world and of time. Player One's life is more like a painting than it is a story. Player One can see everything with a glance and can change tenses at will. Player One has ultimate freedom, the ultimate software on the ultimate hardware. That realm is also the one place where Player One feels, for lack of a better word, normal.
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I wish my parents took good care of their grow-op.
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Hip flasks are the juice machines of the alcohol world - everyone has one and it never gets used.
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Truly modern citizens are both charismatic and can only respond to other people with charisma. To survive, people need to become self-branding charisma robots. Yet, ironically, society mocks and punishes people who aspire to that state.
Douglas Coupland
Technology does not always equal progress.
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The hardest things in the world are being unique and having your life be a story. In the old days, it was much easier, but our modern fame-driven culture, with its real-time 24-7 marinade of electronic information, demands a lot from modern citizens, and poses great obstacles to narrative.
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Our curse as humans is that we are trapped in time; our curse is that we are forced to interpret life as a series of events - a story - and when we can't figure out what our particular story is, we feel lost somehow.
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Fame without the money to insulate you from it is one of the most wretched human conditions possible.
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