Cassandra Clare quotes

If you wanted to rip my clothes off, you should have asked." (Jace Wayland) (Cassandra Clare)
I guess it's true what they say. There are no straight men in the trenches." "That's atheists, jackass. There are no atheists in the trenches.
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We need to talk. All of us. About what we're going to do now." "I was going to watch Project Runway. It's on next.
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I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?
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That does it, I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year." "Why?" "So you can look up 'fun.' I'm not sure you know what it means.
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Sorry, are you telling me that your demon-slaying buddies need to be driven to their next assignment with the forces of darkness by my mom?
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Clary- "How to Come Out to Your Parents," she read out loud. "LUKE. Don't be ridiculous. Simon's not gay, he's a vampire.
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With Jace, you don't really get to choose your insulting nickname.
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If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl,' I'm going to kill you.
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What?” Simon looked alarmed. ”I‘m not really sleeping with your mom, you know. I was just trying to get your attention. Not that your mom isn't a very attractive woman for her age.
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We seem to be trapped in an episode of One Life to Waste. It's all very dull. (Cassandra Clare)
You really want to know what else it was my mom said about you?" he asked. She shook her head. He didn't seem to notice. "She said you'd break my heart.
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What?" Jace was still staring at her as if she'd told him she'd found one of the Silent Brothers doing nude cartwheels in the hallway.
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There might simply be nothing going on that might activate it. Perhaps there isn't anything here that Alec is afraid of." Magnus glanced at Alec and raised his eyebrows. "Boo.
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Well, I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death.
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he's probably never met a six-foot tall hot elf-women in a fur bikini either.
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Regret is such a pointless emotion, don't you agree?
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However, there is something you should have. Something every Shadowhunter should have." "An obnoxious, arrogant attitude?" Simon said.
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She was afraid you'd freak out? Start seeing demons in the White House?
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I thought it'd be something cooler, like a van with 'Death to Demons' painted on the outside, or . . .
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I don't want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead. (Cassandra Clare)
It's been so long that I think I was unsettled by the idea of feeling like I belonged anywhere. But you made me feel like I belong.
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Well you'll have to wait 'til tomorrow. I'm out of commission." He pointed at himself. "Look. Jammies.
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Heroes aren't always the ones who win. They're the ones who lose, sometimes. But they keep fighting, they keep coming back. They don't give up. That's what makes them heroes.
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Yeah, well, you clearly also couldn't be bothered to call me and tell me you were shacking up with some dyed-blond wanna-be goth you probably met at Pandemonium. After I spent the past three days wondering if you were dead." "I was not shacking up," Clary said, glad of the darkness as the blood rushed to her face. "And my hair is naturally blond," said Jace. "Just for the record.
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