Larry David quotes - page 5

The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it. (Larry David)
I'm not quite as anonymous as I was. View quote
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Perhaps I have a wider range than I'd given myself credit for. View quote
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The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch. View quote
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Anytime I'm involved with anything that's well-received, it's a surprise to me. View quote
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I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure. View quote
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I think Michael Moore is a hero. I love him. View quote
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A place to go - that's what my mother always instilled in me. You need a place to go. And you're worthless unless you have a place to go. View quote
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Let's not forget, I got divorced. View quote
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Golf and dating don't mix. View quote
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One thing about Hitler that I admire is that he wouldn't take any shit from magicians." (Larry David)