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I don't like to make a big splash anyway. (Larry David)
I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them. View quote
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Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline. View quote
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I'm anti-cheese in a salad. View quote
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It's always good to take something that's happened in your life and make something of it comedically. View quote
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Whenever something good happens to me, it's usually followed by something terrible. View quote
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If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable. View quote
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I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood. View quote
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I don't like people cleaning my room. View quote
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The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial. View quote
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I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic. (Larry David)
I'm one of the idiots that negotiates after I write. View quote
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I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' View quote
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At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me. View quote
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Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis. View quote
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I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges. View quote
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I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh. View quote
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No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all. View quote
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My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver. View quote
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You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid. View quote
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I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me. (Larry David)
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. View quote
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People don't yell nasty things at actors - they let them continue. View quote
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I defy anyone to produce any evidence that the word 'happy' has ever crossed my lips. I am not now, nor have I ever been, 'happy.' View quote
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My life has changed. I'm not walking around any more wishing I wasn't me, which was the case at one time. View quote
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