Larry David quotes - page 3

Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy. (Larry David)
Pretty... pretty... pretty...... pretty..... pretty good. (Curb Your Enthusiasm, passim)
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Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
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I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.
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I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.
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The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
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Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.
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I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.
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It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.
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There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out. (Larry David)
I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter.
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My background is degradation and sloth, mostly.
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I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore.
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Let me tell you something; I do hate myself, but it has nothing to do with being Jewish.
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Woody Allen likes to do a lot of master shots. He likes to get the whole thing in one take, and so you could be going along doing a scene, and then the next to last line, all of a sudden, you stumble, and you have to go back to first base.
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Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!
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Drugs scared me.
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Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised.
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If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not?
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There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. (Larry David)
Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.
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All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it.
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I don't write shows with dialogue where actors have to memorize dialogue. I write the scenes where we know everything that's going to happen. There's an outline of about seven or eight pages, and then we improvise it.
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Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens.
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