Mel Brooks quotes - page 3

Igor: My grandfather used to work for your grandfather. Of course the rates have gone up. (Mel Brooks)
Blinkin Aaahhhh, you lost your arms in battle, but you grew some nice boobs (Blinkin gropes the Venus De Milo statue left behind after creditors take away Loxley Castle) View quote
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Dr. Frankenstein Damn your eyes! Igor (pointing at his lazy eye) Too late! View quote
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Sheriff Bart: Where the white women at? View quote
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[on the greatest invention] Liquid Prell. View quote
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Jail Inmates: Eighty fff.... Eighty fff.... Eighty fff.... Eighty fff.... Eighty Six! View quote
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Dark Helmet : So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb. View quote
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Dark Helmet : What? You went over my helmet? View quote
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Igor:: Sed-a... Inga:: Sed-a... Igor:: Dirty word! He said a dirty word! View quote
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After I eat asparagus... View quote
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Impoverished Paris Street Merchant (Jack Carter): Rats, rats for sale. Get your rats. Good for rat stew, rat soup, or the ever-popular ratatouille. (Mel Brooks)
Comedy is a weird but very beautiful thing. Even though it seems foolish and silly and crazy, comedy has the most to say about the human condition. Because if you can laugh, you can get by. You can survive when things are bad when you have a sense of humor. View quote
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Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you. View quote
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Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. View quote
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I don't believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front. View quote
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He who hesitates is poor. View quote
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We rest our case on the production numbers. View quote
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These men both publicly and privately have done so much for me. Without Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick I would be living in a little motel just around the corner here, trying to make ends meet. View quote
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Who's the dummy writing this show?! View quote
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You know Cuneiform? You know Sanskrit? It's neither of those. View quote
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Angel of Death ain't kissing me! I'm full of garlic! (Mel Brooks)
It's Wheird, there's an H in there. Gotta hit that H otherwise they think I'm some sort of a kook! View quote
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No! You don't wear a hat on your gentles! You wear a hat on your head where you're supposed to wear a hat! View quote
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[On Churchill's Accent] "Ve must conquer da Narjies!" Now, we were fighting and killing Nazis. We all left and went looking for Narjies! View quote
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Max Bialystock: That's it, baby, when you've got it, flaunt it, flaunt it! View quote
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