Mel Brooks quotes - page 2

A lot of music is mathematics. It's balance. (Mel Brooks)
You got to be brave. If you feel something, you've really got to risk it. View quote
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Robin Hood: Because unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with a English accent. View quote
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President Skroob: What the hell, it works on Star Trek! View quote
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Other Street Merchant:Nothing, I have absolutely nothing for sale! View quote
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LSD as Adolf Hitler: Heil Baby! View quote
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Revolutionary Leader: And now, let us end this meeting on a high note. [Proceeds to sing a sharp high note, followed by the rest of the revolutionaries. ]. View quote
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Little John: Let's face it - you've got to be a man to wear tights! View quote
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Igor (limping off): Walk this way - and Dr. Frankenstein limps off after him. View quote
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Dark Helmet: I see your schwartz is as big as mine. View quote
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Max Bialystock: How could this happen? I was so careful. I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did I go right? (Mel Brooks)
Sheriff Bart: Excuse me while I whip this out. View quote
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Count de Monet: It is said that the people are revolting King Louis XVI : You said it. They stink on ice. View quote
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Lonestar: That's all we needed, a Druish Princess! View quote
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Excuse me, is this England? View quote
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Man In Front of Castle: Hey Abbot! View quote
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My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. View quote
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Sheriff of Rotingham King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is! View quote
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Max Bialystock: I'm wearing a cardboard belt! View quote
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Lady, it rose below vulgarity. View quote
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Townspeople: A black sheriff? Blinkin: He's Black?! Ahchoo: Why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles. (Mel Brooks)
King Richard: From this day forward, all toilets in this kingdom shall be known as...'Johns! View quote
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Will Scarlet Blinkin, fix your boobs, you look like a bleeding Picasso. View quote
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Moses : God has given us these fifteen- (after dropping one of the tablets) Oy! Ten - ten commandments! View quote
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Jim "The Waco Kid": My name is Jim, most people call me... Jim. View quote
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