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Ambrose Bierce quotes - page 7
Slang is a foul pool at which every dunce fills his bucket, and then sets up as a fountain.
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When prosperous the fool trembles for the evil that is to come; in adversity the philosopher smiles for the good that he has had.
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Along the road of life are many pleasure resorts, but think not that by tarrying in them you will take more days to the journey. The day of your arrival is already recorded.
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True, more than a half of the green graves in the Grafton cemetery are marked "Unknown," and sometimes it occurs that one thinks of the contradiction involved in "honoring the memory" of him of whom no memory remains to honor; but the attempt seems to do no great harm to the living, even to the logical.
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If you would be accounted great by your contemporaries, be not too much greater than they.
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To Dogmatism the Spirit of Inquiry is the same as the Spirit of Evil.
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There was never a genius who was not thought a fool until he disclosed himself; whereas he is a fool then only.
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POLITICS, n. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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Optimist, n. A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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Labor, n. One of the processes by which A acquires property of B.
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The most offensive egotist is he that fears to say "I" and "me." "It will probably rain "-that is dogmatic. "I think it will rain"-that is natural and modest. Montaigne is the most delightful of essayists because so great is his humility that he does not think it important that we see not Montaigne. He so forgets himself that he employs no artifice to make us forget him.
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Congratulation, n. The civility of envy.
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ZEAL, n. A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. A passion that goeth before a sprawl.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence; not conforming to standards of thought, speech, and action derived by the conformants from study of themselves; at odds with the majority; in short, unusual. It is noteworthy that persons are pronounced mad by officials destitute of evidence that they themselves are sane.
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Abnormal, adj. Not conforming to standards in matters of thought and conduct. To be independent is to be abnormal, to be abnormal is to be detested.
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The poor man's price of admittance to the favor of the rich is his self-respect.
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IN'ARDS, n. The stomach, heart, soul and other bowels.
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Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.
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Think twice before you speak to a friend in need.
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INFIDEL, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion in Constantinople, one who does.
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UN-AMERICAN, adj. Wicked, intolerable, heathenish.
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ONCE, adv. Enough.
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