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Woody Allen quotes - page 7
Cookie: What are you sad about?Harry: I'm spiritually bankrupt. I'm empty.Cookie: What do you mean?Harry: I'm frightened. I got no soul, you know what I mean? Let me put it this way: when I was younger it was less scary waiting for Lefty than it is waiting for Godot.Cookie: You lost me!Harry: You know that the universe is coming apart? You know about that? You know what a black hole is?Cookie: Yeah. That's how I make my living.
Woody Allen
We're worth a lot of dough. Whatever you see is antiques. This thing here. This is from - I don't remember exactly. I think it's the Renaissance or the Magna Carta or something. But that's where it's from.
Woody Allen
Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
Harry: (On being called a self-hating Jew) Hey, I may hate myself, but not because I'm Jewish.
Woody Allen
It's a match made in heaven... by a retarded angel.
Woody Allen
I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
Woody Allen
Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.
Woody Allen
Showing up is 80 percent of life.
Woody Allen
I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.
Woody Allen
God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
Woody Allen
Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.
Woody Allen
I can levitate birds. No one cares.
Woody Allen
The heart wants what it wants.
Woody Allen
You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.
Woody Allen
A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.
Woody Allen
Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.
Woody Allen
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
Woody Allen
Your self esteem is like a notch below Kafka's.
Woody Allen
Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat... college.
Woody Allen
I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.
Woody Allen
The wicked at heart probably know something.
Woody Allen
Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!
Woody Allen
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