Woody Allen quotes - page 6

The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence. (Woody Allen)
Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym. View quote
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Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds. View quote
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I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me. View quote
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he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something. View quote
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Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes. View quote
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The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty. View quote
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Can we actually "know" the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown. View quote
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Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses. View quote
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This year I'm a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole? View quote
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It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to. (Woody Allen)
You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life. View quote
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I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want. View quote
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Maugham then offers the greatest advice anyone could give to a young author: "At the end of an interrogation sentence, place a question mark. You'd be surprised how effective it can be. View quote
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Our love, our love will last forever. It's forever but it just doesn't work. That's why it will always be romantic because it can not be complete. View quote
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Anything worth knowing cannot be understood by the human mind. View quote
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Your still searching for me in every woman. You'll always seek to duplicate what we had. You know it. View quote
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You can't ride two horses with one behind. View quote
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Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it. View quote
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She quarreled with the nanny and accused her of brushing Misha's teeth sideways rather than up and down. View quote
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To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love, to be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness - I hope you're getting this down. (Woody Allen)
Allen: That's quite a lovely Jackson Pollock, isn't it? Woman: Yes, it is. Allen: What does it say to you? Woman: It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of man forced to live in a barren, godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror, and degradation, forming a useless, bleak straitjacket in a black, absurd cosmos. Allen: What are you doing Saturday night? Woman: Committing suicide. Allen: What about Friday night? View quote
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[about his daughter] I'd rather she grew up here than grew up as an orphan, you know I can tolerate anybody's orphans but my own. View quote
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I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics. View quote
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Agathon: But all that talk about death being the same as sleep. Socrates: Yes, the difference is that when you're dead and somebody yells, "Everybody up, it's morning," it's very hard to find your slippers. View quote
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