Alphonse Allais quotes

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. (Alphonse Allais)
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. View quote
Alphonse Allais
Funeral March for the Last Rites of a Deaf Man. View quote
Alphonse Allais
To leave is to die a little, but to die is to leave a lot.[citation needed]. View quote
Alphonse Allais
First communion of chlorotic young girls in the snow. View quote
Alphonse Allais