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I am fascinated by religion. (That's a completely different thing from believing in it!) (Douglas Adams)
Dirk was unused to making such a minuscule impact on anybody. View quote
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This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. 'I never could get the hang of Thursdays. View quote
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Paradoxes are just the scar tissue. Time and space heal themselves up around them and people simply remember a version of events which makes as much sense as they require it to make. View quote
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You made us what you would not dare to be yourselves. Yet you will not acknowledge us. View quote
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I think this may be something we need to be on the watch out for. View quote
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It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while. View quote
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For us, there is no longer a fundamental mystery about Life. It is all the process of extraordinary eruptions of information. View quote
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They even keep it on at weekends. Someone was bound to notice sooner or later. View quote
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Sir Isaac Newton, renowned inventor of the milled-edge coin and the catflap! View quote
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The kid was deliberately and maliciously watching television at him. (Douglas Adams)
It is not that we are hidden. We are here. We move among you. View quote
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If the Universe came to an end every time there was some uncertainty about what had happened in it, it would never have got beyond the first picosecond. And many of course don't. View quote
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This is an interesting world I find myself in. View quote
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Ow! My brains! View quote
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Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is." (Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with; hoopy: really together guy; frood: really amazingly together guy.) View quote
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The door was the way to... to... The Door was The Way. View quote
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What, are you, crazy?' 'It's a possibility I haven't ruled out yet', said Zaphod quietly. 'I know as much about myself as my mind can work out under its current conditions. And its current conditions are not good. View quote
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I've had the sort of day that would make St. Francis of Assisi kick babies. View quote
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They've got as much sex appeal as a road accident. View quote
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There are of course many problems connected with life, of which some of the most popular are Why are people born? Why do they die? Why do they want to spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches? (Douglas Adams)
something almost, but not quite entirely unlike tea. View quote
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The chances of finding out what's really going on in the universe are so remote, the only thing to do is hang the sense of it and keep yourself occupied. View quote
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We demand admission! View quote
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Anything that's invented between when you're fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. View quote
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