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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. (Douglas Adams)
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
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He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
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For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
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You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
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It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
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If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
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If they don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working.
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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been wisely regarded as a bad move. (Douglas Adams)
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.
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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
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In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
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Life is wasted on the living.
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Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.
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I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.
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Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space. (Douglas Adams)
Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules.
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I'd far rather be happy than right any day.
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
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Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
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