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I kidnap children from bathrooms I eat the children for breakfast They were so young Yum Yum Yum. (Adam Sandler)
When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much. View quote
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I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that. View quote
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Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy. View quote
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My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire. View quote
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I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend? View quote
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It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't compare our movie to that, but it has a structure where it's about a man who doesn't appreciate all that he has and finds out at the end that life has been great and he has to enjoy that. View quote
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I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right. View quote
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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter. View quote
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I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing "Maria" from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up. View quote
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I know I want to always do the best I can. (Adam Sandler)
How do I speak Spanish? Not too well. View quote
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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing. View quote
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I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life. View quote
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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you've had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you. View quote
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Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty. View quote
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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things. View quote
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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles. View quote
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My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh, ... I mean, just like all friends hanging out -- that's the goal. View quote
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Girls are soft and pretty. View quote
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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister. (Adam Sandler)
When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them. View quote
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In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands. View quote
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I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.' View quote
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I grew up cursing a lot. View quote
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