Adam Sandler quotes

Paul Newman's half Jewish and Florence Henderson's half, too Put them together, What a fine looking Jew! (Adam Sandler)
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it. View quote
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I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means. View quote
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Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show. View quote
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I can't run a company... I can't even run my own life! View quote
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Hey, that last skit was written for a reason. If any of your buddies had fooled around with a sixty year old man, don't throw them out of your car, or you will die. Now, enjoy the rest of the album! View quote
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I wanted to see the fucking score! What do you got to do that's so fucking important? You can't join the religious cult with me! View quote
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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire! View quote
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I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends. View quote
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Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say! View quote
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I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect. (Adam Sandler)
I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received. View quote
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I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket. View quote
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This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero. View quote
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With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised. View quote
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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience. View quote
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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad. View quote
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I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that. View quote
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing. View quote
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Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle. View quote
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You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not. (Adam Sandler)
I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible. View quote
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Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh. View quote
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My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think. View quote
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We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big. View quote
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