Charlie Sheen quotes - page 4

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane. (Charlie Sheen)
When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars. View quote
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I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill. View quote
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Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced? View quote
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I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into their little box. View quote
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Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued, what red-blooded young American male in my position wouldn't? View quote
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I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast. View quote
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I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last. View quote
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I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every second. View quote
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Most of the time-and this includes naps-I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air, and I will deploy my ordnance to the ground. View quote
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You borrow my brain for 5 seconds, and just be like "Dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard", because it fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm. (Charlie Sheen)
Sorry my life is so much more bitchin' than yours. I planned it this way. View quote
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The scales of justice are in disarray[...]. View quote
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Dan Raad means Business... View quote
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We need to hack up the person responsible for this bad connection....hack him up in front of his children. We need to cut off his face and wear it and go on a really tightly budgeted shopping spree in stores that don't exist yet. View quote
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Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again, to teach others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and meaning to this life. View quote
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I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation. View quote
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Early on, I used to think it was really cool and macho to jump out of the car and tackle the bad guy. But then when you see the stunts in the movie, you realize it could've been a lady in a poncho. View quote
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(on whether he is bipolar.) Wow, what does that mean? ... What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not going to happen. I'm bi-WINNING! I win here and I win there. Now what? View quote
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I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man. View quote
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That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. (Charlie Sheen)
(on whether he is bipolar.) View quote
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I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total ... rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain. (The Today Show) View quote
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(on his firing from Two and a Half Men) View quote
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