Charlie Sheen quotes

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children. (Charlie Sheen)
I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know? View quote
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The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one. View quote
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I'm still alive, which is pretty cool. View quote
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I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term. View quote
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I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips. View quote
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Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber. View quote
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Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed. View quote
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I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself." (Piers Morgan Tonight) View quote
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I blinked and I cured my brain. View quote
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You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing. (Charlie Sheen)
I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers. View quote
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You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me. That's life. There's nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure and it's available to everybody, so just shut your traps and put down your McDonalds, your vaccines, your Us Weekly, your TMZ and the rest of it. View quote
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I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front. View quote
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There's been a tsunami of media, and I've been riding it on a mercury surfboard. View quote
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I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs. View quote
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What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes. View quote
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The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. View quote
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Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting. View quote
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Can't is the cancer of happen. View quote
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I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. (Charlie Sheen)
They were like 'AA this' and I was like 'Bye bye that. View quote
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(on Ashton Kutcher) It's hard to give advice to a guy that accomplished. I would just give him a hug and just say, "Make me proud, dude." View quote
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You don't pay prostitutes to come to your house; you pay them to leave. View quote
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"The Goddesses"? I don't believe the term is good enough, but when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best choice available. View quote
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