Bob Hope quotes - page 2

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. (Bob Hope)
I have too much money invested in sweaters. View quote
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If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it. View quote
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They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. View quote
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I know I'm in England because this morning, my stomach got up two hours before I did and had a cup of tea! I've had so much tea, I slosh when I walk! You have to drink tea - I've tasted the coffee! View quote
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I was on the way to my hotel, and I passed a hotel going in the opposite direction. View quote
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Thanks to our brave allies: you gallant Russian bear, you British everywhere. View quote
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I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there. View quote
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You've got to be rich to have a swing like that. View quote
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I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. View quote
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in. (Bob Hope)
No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties. View quote
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Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning. View quote
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I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House. View quote
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Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at. View quote
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If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him. View quote
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I left England when I was four because I found out I could never be King. View quote
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That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score. View quote
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If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live. View quote
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies. View quote
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You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry. (Bob Hope)
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life. She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family. View quote
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The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better. View quote
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.' View quote
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150. View quote
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