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Robert A. Heinlein quotes - page 12
Never encourage a man to cook breakfast; it causes him to wonder if women are necessary. If you always get his breakfast and don't raise controversial issues until after his second cup of coffee, you can get away with murder the rest of the time. They don't notice other odors when they smell bacon.
Robert A. Heinlein
He considered horoscopes as silly as spectacles on a cow.
Robert A. Heinlein
The Almighty-God idea came under attack because it explained nothing; it simply pushed all explanations one stage farther away. In the nineteenth century atheistic positivism started displacing the Almighty-God notion in that minority of the population that bathed regularly. Atheism had a limited run, as it, too, explains nothing, being merely Godism turned upside down.
Robert A. Heinlein
Never listen to newscasts. Saves wear and tear on the nervous system.
Robert A. Heinlein
Everybody has a skeleton in the closet; the thing is to keep 'em there and not at the feast.
Robert A. Heinlein
Like searching at midnight in a dark cellar for a black cat that isn't there.
Robert A. Heinlein
I knew that the stupidest students, the silliest professors, and the worst bull courses are concentrated in schools of education.
Robert A. Heinlein
One can't expect logic from males; they think with their testicles and act from their emotions.
Robert A. Heinlein
He decided to stay in his space suit; explosive decompression didn't appeal to him. Come to think about it, death from old age was his choice.
Robert A. Heinlein
Mr. Stone was satisfied, being sure in his heart that any person skilled with mathematical tools could learn anything else he needed to know, with or without a master.
Robert A. Heinlein
These savages and their false gods! I grow weary of them. Yet they are necessary; the priests and the gods of slaves always fight on the side of the Masters. It is a rule of nature.
Robert A. Heinlein
I found out a long time ago that you have to take some chances in this life. Otherwise you are just a vegetable, headed for the soup pot.
Robert A. Heinlein
I was too busy to oblige them by dying just now.
Robert A. Heinlein
Look, Chief-is it really necessary to kill everybody here? I don't relish it.” "Don't get chicken, son,” admonished Ardmore with an edge in his voice. "This is war-and war is no joke. There is no such thing as a humane war.
Robert A. Heinlein
I can't evaluate my opinions of right and wrong because I learned them from my parents and haven't lived long enough to have formed opinions in disagreement with theirs.
Robert A. Heinlein
Three things only do slaves require, food, work, and their gods, and of the three their gods must never be touched, else they grow troublesome.
Robert A. Heinlein
See how involved it gets? Clover, bees, nitrogen, escape speed, power, plant-animal balance, gas laws, compound interest laws, meteorology-a mathematical ecologist has to think of everything and think of it ahead of time. Ecology is explosive; what seems like a minor and harmless invasion can change the whole balance.
Robert A. Heinlein
He had let himself be bulldozed by the odds against him. He promised himself never again to pay any attention to the odds, but only to the issues.
Robert A. Heinlein
He'll pay no mind to me anyhow,” MacRae answered. "That's the healthy thing about kids.
Robert A. Heinlein
Don't worry about it. There is less here than meets the eye.
Robert A. Heinlein
Yes, maybe it's just one colossal big joke with no point to it.” Lazarus stood up and stretched and scratched his ribs. "But I can tell you this, Andy, whatever the answers are, here's one monkey that's going to keep on climbing, and looking around him to see what he can see, as long as the tree holds out.
Robert A. Heinlein
I was just trying to show you,” he went on, "just how insubstantial a ‘common sense' idea can be when you pin it down. Neither ‘common sense' nor ‘logic' can prove anything. Proof comes from experiment, or to put it another way, from experience, and from nothing else.
Robert A. Heinlein
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