Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh quotes

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. (Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh)
Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed. View quote
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The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined. View quote
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Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf. View quote
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Aren't most of you descended from pirates? View quote
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If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed. View quote
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Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics? View quote
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British women can't cook. View quote
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You can't have been here that long-you haven't got a pot belly. View quote
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It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend. View quote
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You have mosquitoes. I have the Press. (Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh)
People usually say that after a fire it is water damage that is the worst. We are still trying to dry out Windsor Castle. View quote
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Can you tell the difference between them? View quote
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How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test? View quote
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"I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing." 1988. View quote
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Do you still throw spears at each other? View quote
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Constitutionally I don't exist. View quote
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
There is nothing like it for morale to be reminded that the years are passing-ever more quickly-and that bits are dropping off the ancient frame. But it is nice to be remembered at all. View quote
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You look like you're ready for bed! View quote
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You managed not to get eaten then? View quote
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It looks like a tart's bedroom. (Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh)
You are a woman, aren't you? View quote
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Well, you'll never fly in it, you're too fat to be an astronaut. View quote
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It's a pleasant change to be in a country that isn't ruled by its people. View quote
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There's a lot of your family in tonight. View quote
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh