W. C. Fields quotes - page 5

No one likes a fellow who is all rogue, but we'll forgive him almost anything if there is warmth of human sympathy underneath his rogueries. The immortal types of comedy are just such men. (W. C. Fields)
Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -- to make people laugh. View quote
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The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his buttons. View quote
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Mr. Fields, could you tell me the reason for your well-known aversion to water?” "Delighted, my dear,” he replied with suddenly increased bonhomie. "Never touch the stuff-very unhealthy. Fish fuck in it. View quote
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