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I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
W. C. Fields
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
W. C. Fields
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
W. C. Fields
Never give a sucker an even break.
W. C. Fields
Whilst traveling through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. Had to live on food and water for several days.
W. C. Fields
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
W. C. Fields
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
W. C. Fields
Don't say you can't give up drinking. It's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
W. C. Fields
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
W. C. Fields
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
W. C. Fields
Anything worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
W. C. Fields
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
W. C. Fields
Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
W. C. Fields
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
W. C. Fields
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields
Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with.
W. C. Fields
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W. C. Fields
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
W. C. Fields
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
W. C. Fields
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
W. C. Fields
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