Robin Williams quotes - page 5

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. (Robin Williams)
For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out of a deeper, darker side. Maybe it comes from anger, because I'm outraged by cruel absurdities, the hypocrisy that exists everywhere, even within yourself, where it's hardest to see. View quote
Robin Williams
When in doubt, go for the dick joke. View quote
Robin Williams
Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string. View quote
Robin Williams
About his body hair I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, 'I'm in here when you're walking around like that' View quote
Robin Williams
If heaven exists, to know that there's laughs, that would be a great thing. View quote
Robin Williams
You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.' View quote
Robin Williams
My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows and unicorns. If you said anything contrary to her, you were basically exiled. View quote
Robin Williams
I basically started performing for my mother, going, 'Love me!' What drives you to perform is the need for that primal connection. When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person. View quote
Robin Williams
on Michael Jackson Honey, you gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you're a black man, then you're Diana Ross, now you're Audrey Hepburn. Then he's got the little beard going on. He's like Lord Of The Rings, the entire cast. Michael's about to jump species. View quote
Robin Williams
We're dealing with fundamentalists... the Amish are fundamentalists, but they don't try and hijack a carriage at needlepoint. And, if you're ever in Amish country and you see a man with his hand buried in a horse's ass, that's a mechanic. Remember that. (Robin Williams)
The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. View quote
Robin Williams
I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least, Miss Right Now. View quote
Robin Williams
We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself. View quote
Robin Williams
Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started. View quote
Robin Williams
His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons. View quote
Robin Williams
We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities. View quote
Robin Williams
My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. View quote
Robin Williams
When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in. View quote
Robin Williams
Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time... View quote
Robin Williams
I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance. (Robin Williams)
Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT. View quote
Robin Williams
. . . when you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things. View quote
Robin Williams
The only weapon we have is comedy. View quote
Robin Williams
Neil The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. View quote
Robin Williams