Robin Williams quotes

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. (Robin Williams)
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. View quote
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Cocaine addiction is God's way of saying you make too much money. View quote
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Comedy is acting out optimism. View quote
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world. View quote
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. View quote
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People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. View quote
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Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma. View quote
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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures. View quote
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Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" View quote
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I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. (Robin Williams)
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? View quote
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the South? Nothing! Somebody's losing a trailer. View quote
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Death is nature's way of saying, Your table's ready. View quote
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When I was growing up they used to say, "Robin, drugs can kill you." Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me, "Robin, you need drugs to live." I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer... View quote
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Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, "It's 5:00 in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time." View quote
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really. View quote
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(On creating) And you get that little endorphin buzz, it's great. Why do you think Einstein looked like that? I don't think he was going "You know this is some dynamite weed! It's all relative you know." View quote
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The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do! View quote
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I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open. View quote
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And people say to me, they say Jesus wasn't Jewish. I say of course he was Jewish. 30 years old, single, lives with his parents. Come on! Work in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift! He's Jewish! Give it up! (Robin Williams)
I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." View quote
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I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone. View quote
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Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work! View quote
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. View quote
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