Mark Twain quotes - page 39

The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad--but whiskey. (Mark Twain)
When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know who have gone to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life. View quote
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Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it. View quote
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Nothing was made in vain, but the fly came near it. View quote
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We often feel sad in the presence of music without words and often more than that in the presence of music without music. View quote
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I am losing enough sleep to supply a worn-out army. View quote
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The highest pleasure to be got out of freedom, and having nothing to do, is labor. View quote
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By and by when each nation has 20,000 battleships and 5,000,000 soldiers we shall all be safe and the wisdom of statesmanship will stand confirmed. View quote
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What a lie it is to call this a free country, where none but the unworthy and undeserving may swear. View quote
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We all like to see people sea-sick when we are not ourselves. View quote
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You may have noticed that the less I know about a subject the more confidence I have, and the more new light I throw on it. (Mark Twain)
When it comes down to pure ornamental cursing, the native American is gifted above the sons of men. View quote
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Ours is the land of the free nobody denies that nobody challenges it. (Maybe it is because we won't let other people testify.) View quote
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Our consciences take no notice of pain inflicted on others until it reaches a point where it gives pain to us. View quote
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One of my theories is that the hearts of men are about alike, no matter what their skin color. View quote
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In writing, I shall always confine myself strictly to the truth, except when it is attended with inconvenience. View quote
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I like criticism, but it must be my way. View quote
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Every time I reform in one direction I go overboard in another. View quote
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Have a place for everything and keep the things somewheres else. That is not advice, it is merely custom. View quote
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'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.'I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of the world it would still sing to me. View quote
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He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity. (Mark Twain)
It is a blessed thing to have an imagination that can always make you satisfied, no matter how you are fixed. View quote
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The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. But he won't sit upon a cold stove lid, either. View quote
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The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful. View quote
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I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. View quote
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