Mark Twain quotes - page 12

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.. (Mark Twain)
Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me. View quote
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For business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity. View quote
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Right is right, and wrong is wrong, and a body ain't got no business doing wrong when he ain't ignorant and knows better. View quote
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I do not wish any reward but to know I have done the right thing. View quote
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Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals. View quote
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Ah, if he could only die temporarily! View quote
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The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and a seal. View quote
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Peace by persuasion has a pleasant sound, but I think we should not be able to work it. We should have to tame the human race first, and history seems to show that that cannot be done. View quote
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If everybody was satisfied with himself, there would be no heroes. View quote
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Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. (Mark Twain)
Stars and shadows ain't good to see by. View quote
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Humor is tragedy plus time. View quote
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You can't pray a lie -- I found that out. View quote
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The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. View quote
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Human pride is not worthwhile there is always something lying in wait to take the wind out of it. View quote
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The average man don't like trouble and danger. View quote
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He was sunshine most always-I mean he made it seem like good weather. View quote
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I don't want no better book than what your face is. View quote
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Really great people make you feel that you, too, can become great. View quote
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All kings is mostly rapscallions, as fur as I can make out. (Mark Twain)
You can't throw too much style into a miracle. View quote
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In a museum in Havana there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus -- 'one when he was a boy and one when he was a man.' View quote
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I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the lower animals (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humiliating to me. View quote
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If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick. View quote
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